The most dangerous ships of all are the ones where you’re like heh this is kinda cute, I guess I ship it a little.
That’s how it starts man.
That’s how it fucking starts.
gamers dont take hot showers
they take -y ones
Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.
The boyfriend’s mom brought me out to try some dinner she made. I thought it smelled a little fishy, but I just assumed it was some kinda tuna casserole thing she’d made by the look of it. Has me take a bite and I spit it right back out. Fucking crab. They all know how much I hate ALL seafood besides tuna and she still had me take a bite and I trusted it not to have stuff that they know I really don’t like in it. I was gagging over the sink and they thought it was fucking funny, laughing and telling me to suck it up. Why do I put up with this shit?
ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds
hunts u down on the back of a cassowary
I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS???
theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror
WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA